James Bond Is Useless…well not completely…

Top down, wheels spinnin’” – that fruit from The Clipse

 

I haven’t posted in a while. Some people that know me personally actually asked me whether I still remembered that the blog existed. The truth is that I have been suffering from very serious blogger’s block. I tried on quite a number of occasions to write something but stayed wallowing in pools of fail. After I suffered another loss this week at work I think I just decided to go for it with nothing to lose. I decided to just let my fingers make love to my keyboard as those of you who have read this since last year know, blogging is my budget therapy.

 

Yesterday I went to watch this new Bond movie and I must add that I haven’t been a Bond fan since Sean Connery. I therefore had really low expectations when I walked into the movie hall to check out the latest offering, Quantum of Solace which someone very dear to my heart had referred to as Quantum of Urine. I was to see why as the movie progressed. This movie went beyond shit, it was indeed urine! I saw that one of the writers was Paul Haggis the award winning writer of Crash, a movie that I loved by the way, and the best story he came up with was this?

 

At that moment as I sat there sipping my snuck in Napoleon watching in utmost disgust at the amount of failure this movie is I realized though I have blogger’s block, if I was to write again and I was afraid that it wouldn’t be any good, nothing can be as bad as Quantum of Solace or Dennis Craig’s portrayal of Agent 007. The man makes James Bond look like a street urchin! I bet the 6 other people at the cinema hall were as disappointed as I was but just weren’t drunk enough to be as vocal as I was about it.

 

I have no voice today due to all the shit talking that I did to the screen last night so now I want to look for an white woman with a flat booty and lots of money to buy me liquor and listen to my problems. At least I can thank Bond for one thing, he got me writing again.

 

Pamoja!!!!

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12 Responses to “James Bond Is Useless…well not completely…”

  1. welcome baq dude.. u gettin rusty

  2. ---Supreme-G.R.E.A.M--- Says:

    I watched this movie three days after it premiered here and I have no idea why I wasted the chumz. I could have easily loaded a k and enjoy the 3 bob a minute vibe which could have presented more entertainment than this movie

  3. gee thanks vipp3r that’s what i wanted to hear…what the fuck!

  4. Well, i haven’t had the “pleasure” but my friend Rufus wuz in the film n i cant wait to send him a msg on fb n tell him how much it sucked balls! Lol. N i’m not name dropping!

  5. @bella just busting ur ballz,its tym we needed some nappy storyz in here.welcome baq

  6. using kanGay’s words “quantum of gayness is the shit and the urine”
    New bond just isnt bond, hes more like……….(comment block, il hala when i get something to put ^^^there)

  7. watched it when it premiered and it was shit…. wanted to warn people but hey i aint i thurr wallets..lol dude good to see you back… i think facebook ruined ur blogging game.. my 2 shillings bro coz with recession and inflation 2 cents aint worth shit…! dipset!

  8. watched it when it premiered and it was shit…. wanted to warn people but hey i aint in thurr wallets..lol dude good to see you back… i think facebook ruined ur blogging game.. my 2 shillings bro coz with recession and inflation and shitty economies 2 cents aint worth nada…! dipset!

  9. boyfulani. Says:

    dude, well-cum back, lemmie read the post and drop my sh!t.

  10. bellasbiz Says:

    i’ll try to update regularly….

  11. ROTFLMBAO!!! Negro! It’s been a minute! Still haven’t watched that piece of garbage! The only James Bond was Sean Connery… Blid dat!

  12. That flick just flopped like dat! A bond movie with no super gadgets, no usual Aston Martin filled with suprises, no romancin fine gals. I can go on 4ever man and ati playboy wanasema he’s(daniel craig) the best bond ever,Wapi?

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